MOAR LOW (The Shirt!) Size:2XL

MOAR LOW (The Shirt!) Size:2XLThat's right, it's here! IYKYK but we'll let you in on a secret, the MOAR LOW shirt will make you cooler to be around and you'll instantly have twice as many friends*. Just by getting in your car with this it doubles the horsepower and makes it have the proper ride height**. It will start conversations everywhere you go, people wondering how you got a photorealistic drawing of Jason on your back. It will also let people know where you stand on the

The shirt is a Gildan 8000 shirt and is a 50/50 blend

get yours now before they're all gone

This is the same logo that's being used on the Danger Ranger 9000 truck and now you can wear it on your back

before people realize they're for sale and they sell out

*We wouldn't lay anyone off over $9

so we do these disclaimers

You say need you need something colorful and punchy

So the OFFCMBR license plate logo is good but you want more

Need a raise at work so you ca buy a new project

This is our introduction T-shirt

not sure why we let Jason write the ads

which is a lightweight sweat-wicking shirt